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But no, did you know that there's a difference amongst The Amazing Spiderman, Spiderman 3, and Spiderman & Friends?


Well, there is. And I feel superior just knowing so. And for knowing this little bit of useless information that might one day propel me to the Trivial Pursuit championship games:


Spiderman's "spider-sense" manifests in a tingling feeling at the base of his skull, alerting him to personal danger in proportion to the severity of that danger. It appears to be a simultaneous, seemingly clairvoyant response to a wide variety of phenomena.


And is it wrong to find such intellectual speak of Spiderman quite sexy? Come reciting in a ball cap.

I like ball caps on guys, when a guy knows how to wear one right. I can't help it. I should probably like neck ties on men, but I like ball caps on guys. Go figure.


After this thought crossed my mind, the one that immediately followed was another quote from the last novel I read.


"A baseball cap, worn frontward or backward, knocks fifty points off your IQ. A bucket hat? Seventy-five. Pants with the crotch at knee-level, revealing the cleft of your arse, making you walk like a penguin? A hundred. These articles are perhaps acceptable for four-year-olds, or circus chimps, but adult men?"


Mostly I agree, but I still like ball caps on guys.